It's been even longer

So sue me. I SUCK at following through with most things in life, and now we can add blogging to that list.
A lot has happened since October, yeah SIX months ago. We have been through Halloween, Thanksgiving (mmm), Christmas, New Years, and so on and so on. Most importantly, next week is my birthday, and I will be a quarter of a century old.
I started school again, go ahead say encouraging words to me and tell me you're proud of me. Well, there are a select few in some of my classes who are...hmm...shall we say ghetto fabulous? Minus the fabulous of course. Hood-rat honky? Is that possible? When you tattoo a beer label on you, no matter what your race, I think honky is a good term. When I think honky, I think Billy Jo and his 12 pack of natty ice, his woman barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen with a black eye, and an old jalopy in the yard. Yes, honky is the perfect term no matter what their race is. Anyways, the hood of the classroom, the back corner none the less, is occupied by the hood-rat honkies. They like to show off their pictures they take for the sanchos in jail, show off beer label tattoos, their boys names on their chest (even the ones that are scratched out and replaced by new names), and all the drugs they have done. Where is this school that has such students? Santa Maria of course!
Anyways, hood-rat honky Ethel, we'll just call her Ethel because she's, well, old, has some pretty Klassy pictures of herself . Yes, Klassy with a capital K. She's is wearing more make up than clothing, more mouse and gel than the two combined, and some sweet press on nails. She likes to announce that these are the pg version of the pics she took for her gangsta in the slammer.
Speaking of slammers, I got to help arrest a crazy gangster this past weekend. Yes, I went to work with Matt, was driven into the GHETTO of town and told him I never wanted to go back into that part of town again. 20min later, we're sent to a call there for a gang fight and possible stabbing. Now, I am the whitest, THE whitest person around. I'm not familiar with the ghetto or gangsters. I'm also very polite to people I have just met. This kid, yes KID, was arrested, taken back to the station. I very nicely put his belongings in the evidence bag, straightened out his wadded up money, and made sure his Washington Nationals hat wasn't ruined. I got upset with a police officer came in and started acting like an ass to him. THEN I find out he was carrying a sharpened screwdriver with "cop" etched into it. His entire goal in life is to stab a cop. I wanted to release my inner ghetto, ha, and go all loco on him. If Matt ever gets stabbed by a screwdriver and I know where this boy hangs, his name, and birthdate. That's not a threat though.

It's been awhile, again.

I really am horrible about keeping up with things unless it is right there in front of my. So as I watch Project Runway, one of my new favorite shows, I will blog.

SO, I almost had a breakdown. We all know I love Twilight, even though no one is supposed know that though lol. WELL, Jenna and I have been planning to go to the midnight showing of New Moon for MONTHS. Well, being that we're not true TWI-HARDS we were late on purchasing the tickets. Yes, THEY WERE SOLD OUT. My life was crumbling. Well, I posted wanted ad's on craigslist, harassed every movie theater within 50miles and it wasn't getting me anywhere.
Today, while making dinner, I was browsing craigslist, something I have been doing ever 20min looking for tickets lol, and there it was. TWO NEW MOON MIDNIGHT PREMIER TICKETS FOR ARROYO GRANDE! I GOT THEM! I drove to SLO tonight and almsot asked the girl to marry me I was so happy she was selling them to me. I feel like I need to lock them in the safe because if someone breaks into our house (ha!) that will be the first thing they take.
I promise to update sooner than later!

The most awesome thing ever

Jenna, my friend, this is just for you.

I found this website, www.regretsy.com, and it's a 'spoof' of one of my favorite site www.etsy.com.
Visit the two and you'll get the gist.

This is something you can find on regretsy, as well as a uterus doll.

It's been awhile...

I'm officially moved. I have three boxes left to unpack and put away. THANK YOU JESUS!
Anyways updates...
My ass is killing me from the stairs in our house. Colbi is going to be a fairy for Halloween and Aubri is going to be a penguin. We hopefully remodel our kitchen in two weeks and I can't wait.
Bad news...I'm going on a diet. Yes. IT SUCKS! I'm seriously going to live off of chicken and egg whites for a month. Maybe some celery here and there. I'm cutting, or am really really going to try, out all starches. No more bread, pasta, or anything that's worth eating. I highly recommend staying out of my way for at least 2 weeks.
I just planted my entire farm in farmtown so no more typing. I WILL get some pictures up eventually.

Oh moving

I swear moving and looking at the clutter that has become while unpacking WILL be the death of me. HOLY ANXIETY. That's it.

SOOKIE SOOKIE

Yes!!! True Blood season finale TONIGHT! 

This is my newest addiction and I can't get enough of it. I decided that the HBO series are the best ever. If you have not seen this go rent season 1 now then you can watch season 2.

I'm so ready for Marianne to die I hope the 'God that comes' eats her face. No joke. Lafayette is the best character I have seen in a long time. He's amazing, and I would like to be his best friend. 

If you like Twilight you will love True Blood, it stems from the Sookie Stackhouse book series which I have yet to read. 

Also, we move in the next 3 days (according to Matt...so apparently he is packing). I will pot some updates on our new house.

I will leave you with this brilliant new video Colbi made.

I don't want to grow up

I just have to share this. A REAL LIFE PETER PAN!!!!

You can read all about him here.